The Burlesque Ball;

Wow; had an absolutely fantastic "Long Weekend" sqwished full of debauchery, feathers, beer gardens and burger writing!

Saturday Evening was spent getting dressed up and rushing to the Adelaide Town Call at the first Adelaide Burlesque Ball. Got there maybe 2 minutes before it started and the wonderful Brent was lacing me into my corset at the lights were dying down! Very luckily my friends saved me a seat on their table and the show began! MC Ophelia Bitz was an absolute roar and kept the night to a wonderful pace... technical and sexual difficulties aside! You can't see it well at all but I had lace makeup!


Intermission was spent out on the Balcony with many a Vogue and a photograph! Our glasses were topped up and bubbly and the second act commenced; of which three highlights include my amazing friend Mishka being dubbed "Best Dressed", Julie Atlaz Muz doing a burlesque take on the Good Witch of the North and putting herself inside a balloon and our table getting Front Row View of the gorgeous Crystal getting her faced rubbed in vagina by Julie Atlas Muz during her Incan performance! Absolutely brilliant.

Where's Crystal?!  Oh!  In her CROTCH!

The afterparty kicked on at Electric Light where beautiful ladies were not in short supply and the company was fantastic. The performers also spent the evening mingling and everyone kicked on into the wee hours! It was such a fun, raunchy evening! I cannot wait to go next year and I encourage everyone to do the same! Everyone got dressed to the nines and the Burlesque Dancers were so inspiring... and naughty, and gorgeous, and talented, and beautiful.... sigh!

Sunday evening was supposed to consist of me being productive: which I was, but also was sulking because I was thinking about how I wanted to spend the evening with Shannan and his brother and all their friends. A 10pm text message pulled me out of my pout and off to the city I trotted!

Spent the evening with Shannan, Kayne, Zac, Tash, J-Love, Luke, Jess, Lisa and Rach!! I can't stop gushing about how much fun I had; and spent lots of time on the back fence chatting with Tash; who is going to be my wife one day! Back off Zac!! Later on the remaining of us went to Hungry Jacks [which they totally stuffed up my order, I did NOT want spicy!] and Lisa divulged in some Burger Art.

There was the fairly messy contents of someones stomach right outside the HJs window but thankyou to Eveready Batteries [who have failed me at least THREE Times in the last 8 days ESPECIALLY watching Faith No More you little battery sized JERKS] I have no images.
All I can say is that it was..... epic. The vom that is.

So for now; I should go to bed.
Getting far too accustomed to these late nights;

With Flat Batteries and a Headband;

MISS KATE xx